July 2012
“I finally figured out that I’m solitary by nature, but at the same time I know...”
– Charles de Lint (via killheji)
plot twist: i turn attractive
the bags under my eyes are designer
“I’m the kind of person who likes to be by himself. To put a finer point on it,...”
– Haruki Murakami, What I Talk About When I Talk About Running.
“The very least you can do in your life is figure out what you hope for. And the...”
– Barbara Kingsolver
no one: wow you are so attractive
“Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then...”
– Karen Marie Moning
WatchOD LMAO
Your smile is something I’d like to see everyday.
zombieinmybutt:
mcdammit:
Fun reproductive fact: you were not the fastest sperm
Other sperm start burrowing into the egg and die on the way in. You were an opportunistic sperm that waited for the others to die making it easy for you to burrow in.
So basically what you’re saying is, Even before i was born, I was using other bitches to do my work for me?
